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Fit Demotivational Poster


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .


TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:18 pm
There's no trouble to being different... so long as you "think" is in-sync with others of what's acceptable.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


FITNESS - American style


TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

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pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am
hahahahahahahahhahah


F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.


TAGS: motorcycle fitness
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:48 am
Good luck turning that thing :p
Cubbybear - March 29, 2011, 1:42 am
***ual innuendo
djinnyf - March 28, 2011, 9:21 pm
Nice, makes you look thinner too!! xx


IF FAITH -


TAGS: religion graffiti illusion tags tth
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:07 pm
5/5 how true trash


2012 - Guatemala is as good a place to start as any By the time anyone notices Galactus will be here




THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY SHOW -




#1 COFFEE BENEFIT - KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A MORMON




GIRLS -




EXPLODING PRAYER MATS -


TAGS: prophets not profits
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:56 pm
5L doc... awesum
MilDoc - April 20, 2011, 1:14 pm
I'm in CO, USA!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:07 am
LOL that is AWE5OME. Where are you a Mildoc, Mildoc?
Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
"...through the roof." lol
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
Love it


SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




exercise -


TAGS: lazy funny fitness
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by derrek

twill1962 - September 12, 2012, 7:26 am
Actually, the escalators are SUPPOSED to be for individuals who can exercise but have difficulty with stairs, like myself. I have a blown knee and degenerative disc disease in my back. I love to exercise, but have a hard time climbing stairs.


THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


JACK LALANNE -


TAGS: fitness death rip d
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:56 pm
LMAO! i seen this on FB and had to come vote on it
agdaniele - January 25, 2011, 8:44 pm
Thank you, all! Jack LaLanne, RIP(ped).
Z-Bob - January 25, 2011, 2:50 pm
From a newb with one (bad) Moti to my credit - this is the best I have seen. Hall of Fame.
Dimytri - January 24, 2011, 11:24 pm
They're going to prop him up, point him in a direction, punt him in the a** and watch him run endlessly around the world with that smile on his face. The man is unstoppable.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Nice! 5 daises
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 10:03 pm
Wow...veggie's back. And he kept the super g** avatar. Good to see you, Ya huge woman.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:02 pm
Nicely done
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:43 pm
Excellent.
Sean - January 24, 2011, 5:53 pm
Love it, aggiford. And it's a dammmmed good thing for you that Jack's not here or he'd ... ooooh, riggghhhhht.
Reality Lord - January 24, 2011, 5:29 pm

why do i get the feeling he will be neither buried nor cremated. rather they'll puree him in one of his juicers.
50cal - January 24, 2011, 11:39 am
The man was, no is a legend!
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 9:25 am
I used to watch that guy on TV as a kid.
crankyhead - January 24, 2011, 8:01 am
instafived, instafaved.


THE MISFITS - They want your skulls, they need your skulls.




THE 80S -


TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by forseti

440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


BRUSHING TEETH! - Obsessed is just a word the lazy use for the dedicated




LETTING GO -


TAGS: if the shoe fits
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:22 am
Excellent Haar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
5L!
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Greybeard monkey 5/5


HERD BEHAVIOR - None of us are as retarded as all of us.


TAGS: crossfit
Rating: 1.75/5

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WORKOUT -


TAGS: fitness incentive
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:50 pm
You could actually change that sign to suit every site here...get to work Uggy!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 12:47 pm
MP ~ I once posted this image on another site but changed the "Hikers & Bikers" to "Golfers" making it more suitable to my purposes. Maybe I should do again on Caveman's Sporting Breakdown site.


OLYMPIC WEIGHTLIFTING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: crossfit
Rating: 1.21/5

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Odd Man Out -


TAGS: fox hunt dogs fitting in
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 7:33 pm
Well thank you Ism... it's truly an honour getting praise from our roving motifake newscaster!
Ism - September 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
Love it Miss Priss


so tell me -


TAGS: fitted sheets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bandit5906 - June 17, 2014, 7:44 pm
There is another way?
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
...I always thought you just sort of wadded them up and stuffed them in a drawer...


The Writing's On The Wall -


TAGS: nemesis batman superman superhero grafitti
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:06 pm
Thank you :)
MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Bahaha and 5L of my famous teehees.


THE BENEFITS -


TAGS: hard work bee benefits
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:45 pm
Thanks Sean -
Sean - May 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
I love this one. Wonderful.


LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins.


TAGS: jesus religion christ christianity bathroom wall graffiti love hate funny
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Zed - September 9, 2009, 12:03 am
Better bring my hubcaps back before i get mad!


GRAFFITI - It's how retards sign their name!


TAGS: gangs graffiti gun stupidity
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Logic Man - August 4, 2009, 5:00 pm
I shouldn't even be commenting on this lame poster...but WTF are you people commenting about. You are all idiots. Bye bye now...you stay in your ghetto and try not to touch keyboards.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 4:08 pm
And we hope you get enough of an education to not come off as a complete f***wit in the near future.
writer - September 11, 2008, 3:45 pm
stupid fag i hope sum1 bombs ur house
datnigga - July 20, 2008, 11:13 pm
you have to admit, the designs are tight
Max - June 14, 2008, 3:49 am
Not seeing the error.
M.E. - March 30, 2008, 5:19 pm
Too bad your penmanship isn't as good as "retards" huh?


JOB OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: world domination work benefits demon
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 12, 2013, 9:09 pm
LoL. I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference. :) Thank you for the great rating.
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 6:13 pm

867-5309- Jenny's hiring a minion? To keep weirdo's from calling for a good time, eh? 5Ls


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


KIDNAPPING -


TAGS: criminal pediatric benefit
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by steph1

soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 3:39 am
Excellent! And so true...


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


Graffiti -


TAGS: polar bear graffiti
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
Hey...if they're gonna keep sleeping so close to my igloo...it's on!


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: not the fittest just the most ruthless
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
The subject of limited resources is near and dear to Haar. 5L
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:47 pm
Excellent. The "h" makes it great.


ON BACON RACE ROAD - Children are not the problem


TAGS: road sign graffiti
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Jam

GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 7:18 pm
it's the speed trap up ahead


MISFITS - for 25 years. take that economy


TAGS: avenged misfits
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by glenn

dawson - April 26, 2009, 9:54 pm
25 years huh


ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!




SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - Overcome obstacles by button-mashing!




PAPER BAGS -


TAGS: paper bags ugly b***erface fit demotivational motivational poster
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by amcoops

whatukno - November 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
b***erface!


The Rules Of Engagement -




and in the end -


TAGS: f scott fitzgerald love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - June 17, 2014, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome as aLways... :)


Sharking -




Abercrombie & Fitch fail -


TAGS: abercrombie fitch fail
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by CaptMickeyd

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 5:44 pm
Holy crap! That guy looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Nice application. 5L


P r i n c i p l e s -


TAGS: principles hills caves aging fitzgerald
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:09 pm
True words of wisdom, Gary
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 11:17 am
fast, if good, may be the better pace
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 10:18 am
Sad how Fitzgerald himself only lived to be 44. He died young having grown old very fast
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 10:11 am
Psh, kids…at sixty-four they are mere ruts in the road toward inevitable decrepit morbidity…and it’s s-o-o-o-o demotilicious! 5L however
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:14 am
Thanks guys, I'm right there with ya...
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:05 pm

5 decrepit Ls from me, too!~~
maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:17 pm
That's A Good One 5 Growing Old L's.


FREE ADVERTIZING -




fitness gyms -




SO SOFT -




COACH -




IF THE SOCK DON'T FIT - They have to acquit.


TAGS: sock don t fit
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Aqualung

GaryO - February 16, 2013, 7:32 am
Rude, what took you so long? Need a light?
Rudedog - February 15, 2013, 10:36 pm
Am I going to hell cause I find this humorous?


Bloody Kids -




Don't worry, y'all -




looking ageless -


TAGS: melanie griffith face lift joker plastic surgery
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:56 pm
I hope she enjoyed what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time took it away!


RANDOM ENCOUNTERS -


TAGS: another poster found elsewhere that i thought would fit in here
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

SnifflingDarK - May 2, 2011, 2:18 am
Is not a Magic The Gathering card?
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:35 pm
smart
darkendangel - October 10, 2009, 3:50 pm
love it. epic pic too
Treehodger - October 10, 2009, 12:20 am
ftw


NO SOCCER FOR JMAC - He didn't like the uniforms


TAGS: didn t fit right
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Densaku - March 4, 2010, 12:36 pm
SOCCER.........Hated by suckers. Got it?
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:17 pm
BTW- thanks for my first tribute poster.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 12:12 pm
You missing the horrid knee-high socks with short-shorts.


THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?


TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


TIME-OUT - Oppressing the youth comes with hazard-duty pay.


TAGS: girl yimeout fit punishment obey
Rating: 3.14/5

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Samhein - June 16, 2012, 7:44 pm
Haha. What a. Brat


YOGA -


TAGS: wiifit an eighty dollar scale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes!


FIT EMO - So Wrong, Yet So Right!


TAGS: fit emo girl
Rating: 2.89/5

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HANDICAPPED PARKING -




FIRST CHURCH OF ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: anasazi were after but the pic fits
Rating: 2.7/5

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Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:49 pm
"1491" - book - was a pretty good examination of some of that BS. Sure, the Bering Strait sealed 12,000 years ago, but FFS. Bull boats? We're not talking deep sea navigational techniques here...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:43 pm
How insane is this Church? They can find sites in CA that go to 40,000 BCE, but can only blindly hold on to their theories.
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:24 pm
d*** straight! But, as I was told... god made man imperfect, and our dating methods are imperfect... so we are wrong. Billions of years off, even.


GRAFFITI SIGN - It was asking for it




ABERCROMBIE - Another reason for good looking kids to stay in school




AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...


TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by HAX

Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.


HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...




LOVE AND OTHER MYTHS -


TAGS: nice outfit wrong occasion
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:57 am
Ha ha ho...
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
nice job< Rodney is a can't miss, UP yours
MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 10:33 pm
Love the Rod, love the pic and love what you did with his words. UP yours lg!


Dear Vegetarians -


TAGS: vegetarian survival of the fittest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 9, 2015, 4:42 am
Thanks everyone :)
concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:08 am
excellent a 5er
MissPriss - November 8, 2015, 12:36 pm
Does one eat meat or veggies if they're a vagitarian? That's what I love about ya Grey you can do both. 5L posters...funny and serious.
EmilioDumphque - November 8, 2015, 11:32 am
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:21 am
I've always liked this joke---LUV what you did with it! 5L!
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:02 am
LOL very clever. L L L L L


MATH FREAKS -


TAGS: math arithmetic graffiti vandalism totaling
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:06 pm
I'm honored! Thanks for your demonstration of excellent taste!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:55 pm
I'm like your posters, an UP yours sir


Exercise Block -


TAGS: exercise gym workout physical fitness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:23 am
I have always enjoyed this joke! Like what you did with it! 5 LOL lions!
Greybeard - May 14, 2015, 11:10 pm
As I turn 50 I decided to lean forward on this exercise thing :)
GaryO - May 14, 2015, 8:08 pm
This, I can do (since I just fell and bucked 5 trees)
concern3 - May 14, 2015, 2:51 pm
Mr Greybeard you make Jack Lalanne look like a 90lb weakling


Military Benefits -




Healty -


TAGS: health fitness posters
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:58 am
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time, pills or women
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:40 pm
Greeny? . . . . Have you recently been to the doctors for 5omething in particular? (Scratches head; comically looking suspicious)


Steps Goal -


TAGS: fitness monitoring bracelet text cat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - July 29, 2015, 3:04 am
you're on a roll, I think I'll call you b***er. a 5er


Hail Satin! -


TAGS: satin grafitti
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

MashiMashi - January 28, 2017, 2:40 pm
Oh dark lord of 100 thread count
mizzdizz - December 29, 2016, 5:44 am
Yes, spelling matters, unfortunately. chuckle, chuckle...^!


Tradition -




Amateur Graffiti Artists -




Inexplicably -


TAGS: graffiti society human condition
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

mizzdizz - August 14, 2015, 11:08 pm
EXCELLENT, Dawg! truth found on bathroom walls and tenement halls echo the sound of silence... Yes, Greeny!LOL a lot of lying is to impress us chicks! I have to listen landfill loads of it! 5L to both of you!
concern3 - August 14, 2015, 6:42 am
It's definitely a truth. But I don't think it's one of the deadly sins. Hell I'm not even sure it's a bad thing??? But I do know it's a 5er
Greeny - August 14, 2015, 5:04 am
I think money is involved in there somewhere... and women


not yet eternal -


TAGS: sleep death benefits
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:20 pm
LOL! First, the cat--lol! Pairing that with death with benefits! Pure GOLD! LUUUUV it!!!!! Definite 5 snoring lions, LA!!!!!!! Really glad you're making posters again!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 4:36 pm

I'm an insomniac, in fact I may have written the book. I would so love to just keel over asleep like this...in the arms of Morpheus. Great string of posters.


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